WHY THE WHITE SOX ARE ASS
I'm watching game 3 of the As/White Sox contest. I've got to tell you, the White Sox announcers are awful. They combine arrogance, ignorance, pedestrian theatrics, and a generalized commentary that beggars description, although I'll happily describe it as useless. They're not as bad as those idiots from Pittsburgh, but at least they don't make me want to take a nap, like the guys from Milwaukee do. You know, I'll take every retarded half-baked observation from Ron Santo before I'll give these White Sox guys an inch. They're just bad (cutesy-wootsy ebonics affectations and all).
And what is up with the White Sox GM, Ozzie Guillen? I thought politicians held the patent on obfuscation and evasion.
What, Ozzie, does that have to do with the fact that one of the suckiest teams in baseball trounced—trounced—one of the best in 2 of 3 games here in Oakland? That's not the "ballpark," Ozzie. That's the failure of your big head to wrap itself around the idea that you're not invulnerable. Not to mention your inability to rationalize the idea that your fabulous team was clobbered. Twice. By ants. Grow up.
And another thing about these ridiculous announcers. How did these idiots get hired? They're dull, void of information. Where's Ron Santo with a completely inappropriate digression when you need one?
And what is up with the White Sox GM, Ozzie Guillen? I thought politicians held the patent on obfuscation and evasion.
Every team has problems with one ballpark.
What, Ozzie, does that have to do with the fact that one of the suckiest teams in baseball trounced—trounced—one of the best in 2 of 3 games here in Oakland? That's not the "ballpark," Ozzie. That's the failure of your big head to wrap itself around the idea that you're not invulnerable. Not to mention your inability to rationalize the idea that your fabulous team was clobbered. Twice. By ants. Grow up.
And another thing about these ridiculous announcers. How did these idiots get hired? They're dull, void of information. Where's Ron Santo with a completely inappropriate digression when you need one?
posted by Andrew at
8:25 PM
2 Comments:
It's Santo, Andrew. Not Santos.
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Anonymous, at 3:37 AM
Amen to that, Andrew. I find White Sox announcing sums up the overriding spirit of the team: arrogant, cynical and the antithesis to lovable.
Do you realize that the White Sox have not won the World Series since 1917? Do you realize that most baseball fans don't care? Do you further realize that if they make the post-season, Fox will play this history to its fullest and try to make the White Sox seem just like the Red Sox and the Cubs? And finally, do you realize that the ninnies who look to Joe Buck for their baseball wisdom will buy into this garbage completely?
Ugh, there's some kind of virus with this team. Just talking about them makes me a cynical bastard as well. Let's not do this again.
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Erik, at 1:34 PM
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